If they would lose a bunch of creatures by coming your way they might not even attack you, and then you get a turn of free attacks in there
#86 Caravan Escort / Halimar Wavewatch / Zulaport Enforcer (Rise of the Eldrazi) Why are they bad
The one other piece of trivia about this card is that the card design, name, art, and flavor text were all created by the same person
Theres nothing flashy about Skymarcher Aspirant-well, except for that bright sun in the backgroundbut the fact is a tribal aggressive deck will be built on its one-drops
Because your first coin flip each turn is guaranteed to land heads, cards like Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom become major value engines
Dont stop being you, janky Commander brewers