This added, and somewhat unnecessary randomness, is what stops this card from being higher on the list, but all other abilities are extremely useful, and we can see this card being a staple in mono-red aggro decks and perhaps some more aggressive Izzet decks too
Play the big dork on your first turn, and then this follows up and then soulbonds and now you both have anti-destruction boots on
PLAYED Shows obvious and persistent dirt (grease marks, black dots, sticky residues, dust that is not easily removed) that remains visible even after attempts to clean, but does not affect playability
Thus, there was a Fire Crystal, a Water Crystal, an Earth Crystal, and a Wind Crystal
EDH decks with lots of Artifacts, like decks featuring Urza, Lord High Artificer, make good use of the card too
5 Gideon, Ally of Zendikar Once a Standard powerhouse, Gideon, Ally of Zendikar is well remembered for his ability to bash down opponents despite not even being a creature