(If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.) Tap up to two target creatures
You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a red spell, this emblem deals X damage to any target, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast that spell." Chandra's first ability uses the stack and can be responded to, even if no targets were chosen
This 2-mana Wizard can be flashed in to bounce a Sliver to its owner's hand
Make sure people understand the card when you play it
Well, if you have to use lobster people, I guess it's okay (it's hard to claim anything's too silly for Unhinged ), but don't flaunt it
Well, of course the Rules Committee weighed in on the issue