Walking Wake ex
Standard MTG card size (the one you actually play with) A normal Magic card is roughly 63 x 88 mm
With the right strategy, its Horror House GX and Poltergeist attacks could effectively paralyze your opponent
Or, if were going for sheer and utter ludicrosity, we could have the golden opportunity, with Springheart Nantuko on Mightform Harmoniser, and the Baloth Woodcrasher out, which would stack the doubling effect on each every other landfall, which would create a single Baloth which swings out as a 453,989,487,564,678,000 12 /64
Evolution Sage Landfall is an intrinsically broken mechanic because of how hard it is to interact with
When this Siege enters, search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle